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15.12.08

Brooklyn 1a match report

stream of consciousness match report: Brooklyn 1A vs Easts Originals, 13 December 2008.

easts late no stumps or gear get defensive when reminded of time
skipper remembers how much hates easts brook win toss elect field
overnight rain. slow start sarb strangling easts solid opening stand
though catch goes down catch goes down runout at keepers end better
throw than last week lbw andy bowled kev howzat not out plumb lbw
howzat not out totally stumped skipper hates easts with power of
thousand suns. drinks 75 for 4. some big overs but not bad another
wicket or two from andy/sarb/kev can't remember how but certainly not
caught. stereotype fat guy w. good eye comes in joins test match dude
who ended up 95 but to credit walked after given not out for fourth
time. keeping relatively quiet at the death catch goes down williams
bowls two out swinging at the end last ball catch goes down easts
191-6. matt h out swinging early te kare soon after troubled by weird
action dude andy settles down team miss tim where is he that him on
sideline? i think it is. kaine out too for duck miserable day mental
note to place on cricketing suicide-watch still have faith he'll come
right put down order get confidence back. justin looking awesome
laraesque compact organised about time due for big one oh no how did
he catch that man justin unlucky. drinks 74-4 still in this boys need
8 an over need andy to stay in. andy out. josh w in easts sticks on
shane warne rip-off right down to the tongue in cheek except no turn
getting tonked. other josh out good contribution. kevin in got game
face on too all belligerence four, four more. keeping up with run rate
reqd still in this. skipper feeding off easts rage opener back on
don't care fkin slap him around too. kev takes to shane warne 14 from
over may have broken back we only need 17 from last three overs ring
field now oh no kev brain fade gets bowled sarb in looking solid oh no
bowled! russ lbw game over brooklyn 174-10. hate the close ones coulda
shoulda woulda.